PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?

Smoosh (via golden fiddle)
This band opened for Rilo Kiley on Halloween and they were awesome (like totally rad you guys). It almost hurts when two kids who's ages combined don't equal yours are that much more talented than you. If only I'd stuck to those piano lessons...or drum lessons...or actually learned to play the french horn in 7th grade rather than just pretending to blow into it and moving my fingers over the buttons sporadically...

And speaking of untalented (nice segue Reagan...hey, thanks!) my office is in an uproar that this Scott guy (I'm pretending like I don't know who he is...but I do...I deemed him the retarded chipmunk in previous posts) didn't get kicked off American Idol. The horror! They didn't get this worked up over the Schiavo case.

A Tribute to the Greatest TV Themes (via Daily Roundup via TOTC)
I used to have a cd with like 50 tv theme songs...I was a fan of Laverne & Shirley, especially the beginning b/c I had no idea what they were saying and I just made it up:
"Shameal, Shemazel, Hark n' Flark Incorporated"
And here are the actual lyrics (I wasn't that off):
"Schemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated"
Also, it shows that Greg Evigan will be singing the theme to BJ & the Bear and My Two Dads (if you don't remember, he was the not uptight dad on the show aka "the cool one"). To this day I have to wonder...who was the real dad??? They had the episode where they did a paternity test but then didn't open the results b/c the lesson was that it didn't really matter b/c they both loved her equally. But c'mon, you would want to know (so you could figure out who to love more)...I mean they have entire tv movies and episodes of Ricki Lake about finding the real father. And I had the biggest crush on Chad Allen...who I'm pretty sure is gay now (but in someway, he's always known). Okay, just checked out his website, gayness affirmed. I suppose I should have spent more of my efforts fantasizing about Giovanni Ribisi.

Don't you just love how every celebrity has a drug problem? (even Chad Allen!) I guess it comes with the territory, that territory being low self-esteem and the need to be loved. But Joaquin Phoenix? While I'm not THAT surprised (or surprised at all, didn't bat an eyelash), you'd think someone who watched his brother OD on the sidewalk would have more sense. I mean, that had to have been like the live version of Scared Straight. I guess being an addict isn't that bad b/c other than death or some embarassing photos, what's the worst that can happen? You're even rewarded with a 30 day getaway to Promises- the parties aren't that great but the spa is incredible!

I'm too lazy to look around for news stories, so I'm just going to comment on things from imdb news...

"Jackson keen to show off his skills on the stand"
Like the moonwalk? (so witty, so freakin' witty)

That's it.
R.